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Basic facts: Bathmate means a bigger, better-working penis, and, because you've come through our teamup with The Thing Is..., we're giving you a lifetime warranty worth $100 when you buy.
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Muscles in the penis work the same as muscles anywhere else. They need work. You're not just going to put this thing on and be ready to guest-star in porn (they're using Bathmate - just ask them). You'll start seeing the first results after about a month, and keep on growing after that.
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Use this size calculator to discover the perfect pump for you. Enter your length and girth in your chosen units to begin.
Unsure about your size? Click here to learn how to correctly measure yourself.